MY DIARY: Day 18,138 (Election day)

Me: “Hey, welcome home!”
Her: “Thanks. Well, I just voted.”
Me: “Did you go for the clown or the shrew?”
Her: “Neither. I stood in line for 45 minutes to write in ‘Nixon.'”
Me: [Pause] “Are you kidding me?”
Her: “Nope. I voted Nixon/Agnew.”
Me: “Oh my God, honey, I have never been so proud!”
Her: “I also wrote in my own name for County Mosquito Control Commissioner.”
Me: “Someone gets a hug!”

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